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		<title>Quiet Please…and…Roll Cameras!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 23:10:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls and anyone else who likes to read my posts on here that do not fall into those categories…the wait is almost over!
Your thinking, what wait? Am I supposed to be waiting? Well, I haven’t been waiting, so should I be?

The answer is Yes, you should be waiting. You should [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls and anyone else who likes to read my posts on here that do not fall into those categories…the wait is almost over!</p>
<p>Your thinking, what wait? Am I supposed to be waiting? Well, I haven’t been waiting, so should I be?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.chocolate.custardmedia.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/20100128_custard_media__2010-01-28_0126.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-125" title="Custard Media Video Shoot" src="http://www.chocolate.custardmedia.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/20100128_custard_media__2010-01-28_0126-300x198.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="240" /></a></p>
<p>The answer is Yes, you should be waiting. You should be waiting for <a href="http://www.custardmedia.co.uk/">Custard Media Solutions</a>’ premiere, worldwide exclusive, of their brand new <a href="http://www.custardmedia.co.uk/services/promotional-videos.html">promotional video</a>!</p>
<p>Last Thursday afternoon, we had <a href="http://www.sealfilms.co.uk/">Seal Films</a> turn Custard Media HQ into a Hollywood film set.  Ok well that isn’t strictly true; we had the same desks, albeit we sat in different places, same chairs and the same people.  The same people that have no experience in this kind of thing…(well except me, I was in a film once…well a deleted scene of a film&#8230;but it made the DVD).</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.chocolate.custardmedia.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/20100128_custard_media__2010-01-28_0156.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-128" title="Custard Media Video Shoot" src="http://www.chocolate.custardmedia.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/20100128_custard_media__2010-01-28_0156-300x198.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="240" /></a></p>
<p>Didn’t take us too long to film, as soon as we stopped Adam from laughing mid take and Sam shouting from the background whilst we were recording, but other than that it all went smoothly, as custard does!</p>
<p>We should have a few more action photos for you and some out takes as well as the edited version soon enough.</p>
<p>I won’t give too much away at this point, no not about my film, that’s not as exciting, about the promo.  All I will see is, watch this space.</p>
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		<title>Male Desperation In A Time Of Need</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 14:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
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It gets to this time every year, towards the end of January, and there is a killer disease that seems to only affect the men in the country.  I suffer occasionally from this illness&#8230;an illness that makes me feel helpless, feeble and vulnerable. It&#8217;s an illness that I wouldn&#8217;t wish on anybody.  Fortunately, I am [...]]]></description>
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It gets to this time every year, towards the end of January, and there is a killer disease that seems to only affect the men in the country.  I suffer occasionally from this illness&#8230;an illness that makes me feel helpless, feeble and vulnerable. It&#8217;s an illness that I wouldn&#8217;t wish on anybody.  Fortunately, I am yet to have it this year (touch wood), but Sam, a Director of <a href="http://www.custardmedia.co.uk/">Custard Media Solutions</a>, has come down with it big time.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m talking about the dreaded &#8216;Manflu&#8217;! Now, don&#8217;t laugh, maybe it&#8217;s not a &#8216;killer disease&#8217; but this is a serious matter, because the women of the world don&#8217;t seem to have any sympathy when this wretched malady infests itself within the male species.</p>
<p>You see, Sam is one of the most hard-working, most sensible people I know&#8230;(ha!) and even in tragic times like this, he still pushes himself into work to keep the team together and educate us even more about the world of <a href="http://www.custardmedia.co.uk/">seo</a> and <a href="http://www.prfire.co.uk/">online pr</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.chocolate.custardmedia.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/SamFlu.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-122" title="SamFlu" src="http://www.chocolate.custardmedia.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/SamFlu-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="445" height="364" /></a></p>
<p>But then yesterday, it just all got a bit too much, he couldn&#8217;t take it anymore and the Manflu or &#8216;Samflu&#8217; took a turn for the worse. Bedbound, helpless and dysfunctional, Sam just couldn&#8217;t make it into the office but instead like the dedicated man that he is he set up shop at home and pushed himself through with a full hard day of work (so I&#8217;m informed)!  It&#8217;s obvious that Sam is trying hard to battle it off, but for some guys, it&#8217;s just not that easy and all that you can do is wallow in sorrow as nobody comes to the rescue.  Yesterday, Emma found a quote that sums up this situation down to a tee:</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes this country has ever known.&#8221;</em></p>
<p>Manflu has even made <a href="http://thestar.com.my/columnists/story.asp?file=/2010/1/25/columnists/butthenagain/5522933&amp;sec=butthenagain">Internet News</a> this week, and men have been dubbed the &#8220;weaker sex&#8221; because a &#8220;minor ailment is enough to morph us into helpless babies.&#8221;  Now, don&#8217;t get me wrong, I am far from a sexist person, however, you can tell that this was written by someone who hasn&#8217;t been there, someone who just hasn&#8217;t experienced the pain and drama that we have to go through, someone who just doesn&#8217;t understand!</p>
<p>The following clip is the epitome of what men have to go through.  Take a look, maybe it will make ladies more aware of the kind of state we go through, and maybe you will think twice next time.</p>
<p>I should state before you watch, that no man was injured during the making of this video, and is inserted for educational purposes only. Women, don&#8217;t try this at home!</p>
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<p>When our female counterparts are poorly or sick, we men can relate and know how you feel, so we wait on you, hand and foot and nurse you back to full health, and when the tables are turned, what a different story.  We get taken advantage of and I think it&#8217;s time we make a stand.</p>
<p>So next time one of your employees, employers, husbands or boyfriends have to pull a sicky due to the dreaded Manflu, just remember&#8230;they are off for your own good!</p>
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		<title>A Present For &#8216;Gibbo&#8217;&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 10:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even though, from time to time at Custard Media HQ, we can get a little &#8217;snowed&#8217; under (thought that was appropriate) with SEO and getting clients to the top of Google for their keywords, it is very rare that work gets forgotten about or not done at all&#8230;in fact it just NEVER happens!!
However, all this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even though, from time to time at Custard Media HQ, we can get a little &#8217;snowed&#8217; under (thought that was appropriate) with <a href="http://www.custardmedia.co.uk/">SEO</a> and getting clients to the top of Google for their keywords, it is very rare that work gets forgotten about or not done at all&#8230;in fact it just NEVER happens!!</p>
<p>However, all this hard work warrants a bit of time off, and Christmas was the perfect time. It&#8217;s a whole week to chill out, to take a holiday and to just do our own thing. This is time is cherished by all of us.</p>
<p>But as you can imagine, coming back to HQ in the New Year, it&#8217;s busy times, phone off the hook, work to catch up with and emails to respond to.</p>
<p>That brings me onto today&#8217;s post rather nicely.</p>
<p>Emma &#8216;Gibbo&#8217; Gibson is HQ&#8217;s office manager and account manager and over the Christmas period there was one particular email Emma received, that contained some work for her to do.  We had only been back a couple of days before it was the weekend and Emma received a bit of an &#8216;ear bashing&#8217; because it hadn&#8217;t been done.  Not only that, but this &#8216;ear bashing&#8217; took place whilst she was in her Holy Place&#8230;The Pub!</p>
<p>Our client heard about this and I think he felt rather guilty, because yesterday around about 4.30pm, a delivery for &#8216;Gibbo&#8217; arrives.</p>
<p>This wasn&#8217;t your standard looking gift&#8230;this was a rather large brown box, all taped up with Emma&#8217;s name on it.</p>
<p>So like a little child on Christmas Day, mini squeaking to high heaven (as you will soon witness for yourselves) she proceeds to open her gift.  In true fashion, Ayman Fazeli, our <a href="http://www.prfire.co.uk/">online pr</a> manager and part time camera man for <a href="http://www.custardmedia.co.uk/">Custard Media Solutions</a>, was ready for a bit of video action!  Just see what she makes of the marshmallows&#8230;O, sorry Emma&#8230;&#8221;They&#8217;re Princess Marshmallows!&#8221;</p>
<p><center><object width="445" height="364" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/buLxyx3cTrY&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xcc2550&amp;color2=0xe87a9f&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/buLxyx3cTrY&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xcc2550&amp;color2=0xe87a9f&amp;border=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /></object><center></p>
<p>I should probably state at this point, that Emma is not disorganised in the slightest and is actually the one that keeps us all in check&#8230;(Emma you owe me a drink!)</p>
<p>So, I think the moral of the story is, don&#8217;t do the work, get an &#8216;ear bashing&#8217; for it, make the client guilty and you will be rewarded&#8230;hmm somehow I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s going to go down to well somehow.  So I think we&#8217;ll just resume normal practice!</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t forget guys, you can also see this video on our <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Custard-Media-Solutions/220188857711">Custard Media Solutions Facebook Fan Page!</a></p>
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		<title>This Big Freeze Malarky!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 11:12:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it&#8217;s a brand new year, new start and new things to come for all of us at Custard Media Solutions.
Even the recent &#8220;Big Freeze&#8221; is pretty new for this country and its funny to see how unprepared we actually are for it.
I heard a joke the other day, which I will share with you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So it&#8217;s a brand new year, new start and new things to come for all of us at <a href="http://www.custardmedia.co.uk/">Custard Media Solutions</a>.</p>
<p>Even the recent &#8220;Big Freeze&#8221; is pretty new for this country and its funny to see how unprepared we actually are for it.</p>
<p>I heard a joke the other day, which I will share with you guys&#8230;prepare yourself it&#8217;s a bit of a shocker&#8230;</p>
<p>Q. &#8220;How do you know if it&#8217;s snowing down south?&#8221;</p>
<p>A. &#8220;They have a News bulletin!&#8221;</p>
<p>Look, I told you it wasn&#8217;t brilliant, but it&#8217;s absolutely true.  All we have heard about for the last couple of weeks is how this weather is affecting us, and how bad it is. Schools are off, exams postponed, offices closed down due to it. But weeks before, the bookies place odds on whether we will have a &#8216;White Christmas&#8217; and everyone saying it will be really nice and all that jive and then when it arrives, everyone goes on a massive downer about it.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="Im sure Custard HQ is around here somewhere..." src="http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/10196506.jpg?v=1&amp;c=IWSAsset&amp;k=2&amp;d=5047FA587DE1CADE1BF11E7156F4FE19F34A48F4B8299B6CE9B52A3EDD94253E" alt="" width="440" height="250" /></p>
<p>Except us! In the heart of Leyland, in the midst of the blizzards, is our office.  Nothing could keep us away in this weather. However, there are some disadvantages of this that I will share with you.</p>
<p>1.      Having to defrost my car! No one likes doing it, but it&#8217;s one of those painful things that has to be done, if you aren&#8217;t lucky enough to have air conditioning or heated windscreens, then this isn&#8217;t a problem, it&#8217;s when you have nothing but a credit card to scratch the frost off, with no gloves and gained frostbite by the time you have finished, is where blagging being snowed in becomes more appealing!</p>
<p>2.      We have to perfect our drifting skills on Tesco&#8217;s car park to avoid, college kids having snow ball fights, businessmen falling over and getting up in the hope that no one has seen and busy mums chasing their kids in sliding runaway trollies.</p>
<p>3.      Arriving on a Monday morning, when the rather pathetic heater (I say rather pathetic, I actually mean downright rubbish as it doesn&#8217;t get warm until about 4.30 on the following Friday) hasn&#8217;t been on all weekend.  In fact it would be more beneficial to have someone with asthma blow at me through a straw. Hmm, maybe a new job for Rick J</p>
<p>4.      Sitting at my frost covered desk, below lengthy stalactites that have formed on the ceiling, trying hard not to keep my fingers moving in desperation that I don&#8217;t freeze to my keyboard.</p>
<p>5.      Then at the end of the day, wading out through the white stuff, bounding across ice, that Torvill and Dean would be proud of! To get back to my car to find its frozen over again! Repeat disadvantage 1!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" title="What Tescos Car Park Has Looked Like Recently!" src="http://blog.syracuse.com/weather/2008/01/large_weather_snow-cars.jpg" alt="" width="440" height="250" /></p>
<p>But when it comes down to it, I don&#8217;t really mind, we all enjoy what we do. I often think of our office as a bit like a Santa&#8217;s Grotto, can be easily missed when not looking for it, as the weather of Lapland inside, but the <a href="http://www.custardmedia.co.uk/">SEO</a> work we do is absolutely magical.</p>
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